Friday's Faux Paw

I love it when human women wear dresses. There is nothing more feminine or pretty than a woman in a dress! Why then do so many of you wear a nice form fitting dress and then ruin it with the wrong undergarments – specifically panties? I am tired of seeing women wearing control top panties which create a bulge over top of them so you look like your oozing out of a sausage casing! (Mmmmmm… sausage…) Yes by all means wear underwear that holds you in. But choose a panty that doesn’t stop at your waist but continues to under your bra. This will make you look fabulous under those form fitting dresses. Check out Spanx. If you don’t want to invest in something like that, then don’t bother with a control panty at all and just wear regular ones. Not only will you look better, but I won’t mistake you for a sausage and try to take a bite out of you.