Friday's Faux Paw

I wish female humans would understand that leggings are to be worn UNDER something as in a dress, skirt, long tunic, etc. When you wear them as pants, you look like you forgot the rest of your outfit. You look even more ridiculous when said leggings have a sheen to them like the aerobic spandex pants of the 80’s. I wasn’t alive then, but Joelle assures me it was truly a scary time fashion wise. And those that do not have perfect bodies, (which are most of us) or have a bit of “junk in the trunk”, when you walk it looks like two pigs fighting in a sack. I really don’t need to see this and no one else does either. So please be kind to the environment and mankind (and us dogs) and cover up your bumper. Not only will you look better, I will not want to bite your bum thinking it’s alive.